Bizarre Flavors That Will Have You Reaching for the Floss

Toothbrush, with floss and towels

It’s no secret that flossing every day is essential to preventing the buildup of tartar, development of bad breath, and the formation of cavities. Flossing also increases your life expectancy up to six years.
The world of dental products has made brushing and flossing much more interesting than it was when we were kids. While minty dental floss is available almost everywhere, it’s good to try something new every once in awhile. Today we present to you the most bizarre floss flavors ever created.

cupcakesCupcake Floss

A cupcake is probably one of the things your dentist will not recommend eating before going to bed. They are topped with a mountain of sugary icing that sticks between your teeth and leads to tooth decay. Cupcake dental floss, however, is quite a different story.

This fun, creative product actually smells and tastes like a cupcake. Sounds better than your average floss right? Treat your sweet tooth to some cupcake flavored floss before bed and skip out on the actual cupcake!

Justin Bieber Dental Floss

Yep, you read that correctly. What teenage girl’s bathroom would be complete without a supply of Justin Bieber dental floss? This product might be a gimmick money maker for the dental floss company, but if it gets your teens to floss we’re all for it!

Long Live Bacon SignBacon Flavored Dental Floss

There are some who would swear that bacon is the best food of all time. After all, there is bacon flavored soda, bacon cologne, and even bacon flavored bubblegum. It should come as no surprise that there is a bacon flavored dental floss.

We think this is a great option when you want to carry it in your purse to use during lunch break. When you think about it, bacon dental floss pairs better with fries and burgers than mint anyway. No need to ask for a side of bacon, just bring the floss with you.

Absinthe Flavored Dental Floss

Absinthe is a licorice-flavored liquor that is made from wormwood. It can be either green or colorless. Some say that Absinthe may cause some to experience hallucinations. However, Absinthe flavored dental floss contains no alcohol, so you’re safe to floss and drive afterward.

Waffles, coffe, and fruitDental Floss in Assorted Breakfast Item Flavors

This dental floss flavor tri-pack contains coffee, waffle, and bacon flavored flosses. Long gone are the days of ruining the taste of your breakfast simply because you already flossed and brushed.

Pumpkin Spice Flavored Dental Floss

Fall will be around the corner soon enough and that means it will be time once again to break out the pumpkin spice flavored everything, but should that include dental floss? Some die-hard pumpkin spicers out there would say, “Heck yeah!” while others feel the need to draw the line at dental products. We’ll let you decide.

Pickles in a jarPickle Flavored Dental Floss

Pickles are great for lots of things. People love them on burgers, with sandwiches, and runners love to eat them after their workouts. Why, then, should we not also have pickle flavored dental floss? Pair your pickle floss with the bacon floss and you could just about floss yourself an entire meal! And as a side dish, check out our next flavor.

Salad Flavored Dental Floss

How ironic is it that one of the number one foods that people have to floss out of their teeth just happens to be…you guessed it, salad! Now you can have your own specific flavored floss for the task. Our sources tell us that this floss actually tastes just like salad. But don’t worry, no dressing is needed.

Ranch Dressing Flavored Dental Floss

But just in case you wanted dressing for your salad floss, you could use the ranch flavored floss directly after the salad flavored floss to get your full “salad” experience, however, flossing twice is probably unnecessary.

Cola

We often floss to counteract the damaging effects of things like cola, but this shouldn’t stop you from using a cola flavored floss. Since our sense of smell is responsible for 80 percent of everything we taste, you only experience the cola flavor a few moments before the minty finish. Best of both worlds, right?

Where to Buy Fancy Floss

Besides flossing, you should always be brushing your teeth along with your flossing routine. If you have any questions or concerns about your family’s dental care, and brushing or flushing habits, give Dr. Chris Mott a call. We can schedule a cleaning or checkup for you and answer any questions you may have, including where to buy your fancy, flavored flosses.




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